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I lie so much, I think half of my life is probably made up when I tell people. I am scare..
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i used to tie an elastic around my cats tail for seconds at a time because she would chase..
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If only you were braver than me, then we wouldn't have to keep up this pretense.
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didn't i make him happy?
i did make him happy. i've never seen him happier in his entire l..
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Sex freaks me out.
Knowing that all my friends are having sex, a lot of it, freaks me out,..
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I think porn is the reason I lost interest, sexually, in my last girlfriend. I'm worried t..
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I'm basically in love with my former professor. He would talk about the Tet Offensive, Hit..
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I am in love with you. Undeniably, completely, head over heels, and eternally in love with..
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I love how girls smell, especially during the spring.
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I was at work when i had to "fart" i let it out and i got more than i bargained for. I SHI..