Club Name : ILostDescription : I lost is a group purely dedicated to the world wide spreading of "The Game" those of you who are already playing understand "The Game" and have thus just lost. Those of you newbies will need to be taught the game:
1) To know the game is to play the game. Since I am explaining it to you, you're now playing for the rest of your life.
2) As soon as you remember that you're playing the game you lose...once someone loses there is a half an hour grace period. During this grace period no one else is able to lose, as soon as this grace period expires the next one to remember "the game" loses.
3) When you lose "The Game" you must announce to all those around you that you have lost.
4) You can only teach someone "The Game" if they ask about it. for example
you: "Damn it, I lost"
them: "Lost what?"
you: "The Game"
them: "What game?"
then you tell them starting with the most important fact of all
"TO KNOW THE GAME IS TO PLAY THE GAME"
welcome to hell